I happen to think I’m the perfect person for passing this on to our sometimes entirely clueless male population. Best of all, I’m a girl, so I would totally know.
1) Don’t go to your past relationships for holidays. Seriously, are you fucking kidding me??
Dude, that’s dumb. She thinks you would rather be with your ex than her. And I don’t care what she says, that’s what she thinks. Some girls are so afraid of losing their man that they won’t tell him when their jealous. Trust me.
2) Don’t talk about your ex. Ever, I mean, come on guys. We really don’t want to hear about your past relationships, unless of course we bring it up first (in which case, proceed with caution). We don’t want to know about all the great, fun times you had with another girl, or all the awful, sad times you had with her. We don’t even want to hear about how great her family is, or even how great/awful you think her current man is. If you are talking about her, you are thinking about her and that’s bad. No excuses
3) Don’t lie to her about the stupid little things. Come on now, this is like a teeny-bopper move. If you lie to her about stupid little things (like, for example, about a text message from an old girlfriend), what else are you lying about? The best possible solution is to tell her right away when you get a text from any girl from your past. Whether it was a one night stand or a 5 year relationship, especially if you don’t talk to her often or you haven’t seen her since your breakup.
4) Don’t tell her what she can and can’t say. I’m not sure where all you people get all your super - smooth moves, but this isn’t one of them. I don’t know if someone foolishly thought that telling a girl they couldn’t say I love you around their friends was a turn on or what, but come on guys, don’t be stupid. If you have a girlfriend and you tell her you love her when you are alone but won’t do it around your friends. Don’t be surprised if she doesn’t trust you. Especially if you have girl friends (notice the space ((i.e., friends that are girls)). She will think you have some kind of thing with one of those girl friends and it will not end well
5) if something awful happens to her, don’t panic. The reason this is number 5 instead of number 1 is because it’s not very often people have this issue. If she gets hurt by someone else, i.e. another guy (by that I mean, someone takes serious advantage of her when she is vulnerable; think about it for a second) or a best friend, then you need to be there to tell her its okay. Sure she can go to her family, but she needs to know that you will be there for her, even when she is feeling weak and needy. If she doesn’t think she can count on you, she won’t tell you when she’s been hurt and you will be lucky if you ever find out.
Well, use this wisely guys. Don’t worry, were really not that hard to please. I promise.
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